{"id":3689,"date":"2008-09-26T14:52:22","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T12:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lyonbondyblog.fr\/LBB\/?p=3689"},"modified":"2013-08-06T14:53:22","modified_gmt":"2013-08-06T12:53:22","slug":"il-ny-a-pas-dage-pour-se-jeter-a-leau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lyonbondyblog.fr\/LBB\/il-ny-a-pas-dage-pour-se-jeter-a-leau\/","title":{"rendered":"Il n&rsquo;y a pas d&rsquo;\u00e2ge pour se jeter \u00e0 l&rsquo;eau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Na\u00efma raconte l&rsquo;histoire extraordinaire de sa voisine qui se dit pr\u00eate \u00e0 remplacer Laure Manaudou<\/strong><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>Moi, je serais toujours \u00e9tonn\u00e9e d&rsquo;entendre des enfants traiter leurs parents comme des malpropres, pas vous? En g\u00e9n\u00e9ral, les\u00a0imb\u00e9cilit\u00e9s \u00e9manent souvent de ces adolescents, \u00e2g\u00e9s\u00a0de 14 \u00e0 25 ans, un peu trop mal \u00e9lev\u00e9s \u00e0 mon go\u00fbt. Parfois, je me dis\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0<i>Bah\u00a0! \u00c7a va passer, c\u2019est juste une \u00e9tape, un peu longue, j\u2019avoue, mais une \u00e9tape.<\/i>\u00a0\u00bb Taratata\u00a0! Tr\u00e8s vite, la r\u00e9alit\u00e9 cruelle m\u2019agrippe les oreilles. Les \u00ab\u00a0<i>Ferme ta bouche<\/i>\u00ab\u00a0, \u00ab\u00a0<i>De toute fa\u00e7on, j\u2019sais mieux que toi\u00a0\u00bb<\/i> ou \u00ab\u00a0<i>C\u2019est quoi cette famille de M****<\/i>\u00a0\u00bb lanc\u00e9s aux parents ne cesseront\u00a0jamais de me dresser les cheveux\u00a0! Alors oyez, oyez, jeunes gens, sachez qu\u2019il y aura toujours une raison d\u2019\u00eatre fiers de nos g\u00e9niteurs\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>17 heures, sur le palier, ma voisine d\u2019immeuble me tombe dans les bras, le sourire aux l\u00e8vres et le regard malicieux. Cette <i>hzouja<\/i>, (veille dame) de 65 ans, me lance enthousiaste\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0<i>Alors, tu m\u2019as vue\u00a0? Hein, tu as vu, je sais nager. Et j\u2019ai 65 ans\u00a0! Qu\u2019est-ce-que je suis contente\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Le <i>\u00ab\u00a0tu as vu\u00a0\u00bb, <\/i>c\u2019\u00e9tait il y a deux semaines, un vendredi matin, \u00e0 la piscine municipale. Dans le cadre de mon boulot, j\u2019avais rendez-vous avec le ma\u00eetre-nageur, un bel \u00e9talon, de 49 ans (\u00e0 premi\u00e8re vue, j\u2019aurais pari\u00e9 qu\u2019il en faisait quinze de moins. Si, si je le jure). L\u2019homme, sculpt\u00e9 de la t\u00eate aux pieds, m\u2019expliquait alors les bienfaits de l\u2019aquagym sur le corps tandis qu\u2019une trentaine de quinquag\u00e9naires s\u2019agitaient de fa\u00e7on synchronis\u00e9 dans le petit bassin. Ayant r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 d\u00e9tacher mes yeux du beau Ken, le ma\u00eetre-nageur, je m\u2019amusais \u00e0 compter les va-et-vient d\u2019une dame qui nageait la brasse un peu plus loin. Quelle fut ma surprise \u00e0 sa sortie de l\u2019eau, quand je reconnue ma voisine, une mama de 65 ans. Je me souviens l\u2019entendre m\u2019appeler\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0<i>Na\u00efma, Na\u00efma, regarde je vais plonger.<\/i>\u00a0\u00bb A cet instant, les choses se sont pass\u00e9es tr\u00e8s vite, \u00e0 vrai dire, je n\u2019ai m\u00eame pas eu le temps d\u2019enlever mes chaussures au cas o\u00f9 il faudrait plonger la r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer. D\u00e9j\u00e0, la voil\u00e0 pr\u00eate sur le rebord du grand bain.\u00a0Et Splash\u00a0! La nageuse ex\u00e9cuta un magnifique plat. J\u2019applaudis des deux mains\u00a0! C\u2019\u00e9tait quand m\u00eame tr\u00e8s courageux de sa part et mon brushing \u00e9tait sauf. A mes c\u00f4t\u00e9s, le ma\u00eetre-nageur confia\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0J<i>\u2019adore cette femme. Il y a trois mois, elle ne savait pas du tout nager. Elle \u00e9tait tellement fi\u00e8re d\u2019avoir appris \u00e0 nager qu\u2019elle a offert \u00e0 manger et \u00e0 boire \u00e0 toute la piscine\u00a0\u00bb.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Fi\u00e8re, je l\u2019\u00e9tais aussi un petit peu pour cette mama qui vit dans mon immeuble. 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